Which Bond Had The Best Bond Chest?

Besides the gadgets and the guns and the baddies, the most consistent element of the James Bond canon is James Bond has a chest and damn right he wants you to check it out, ma’am.

Somewhere out there is the platonic ideal of James Bond, and that platonic ideal has a chest. Which of these Bonds came the closest to representing the ideal Bond chest?

Which is the better Bond Chest?

Battle: : Bond Chests

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What is James Bond’s best achievement as a spy?

James Bond has pulled off a lot of wins for MI-6. Here, we want to figure out his greatest achievements on the job (surely it will not be his baby stroller knowledge, he doesn’t even know what a Joovy Zoom 360 Ultralight Jogging Stroller is): please select the achievement that required the greater spycraft, skill, and resourcefulness to achieve.

Which is better spycraft?

Battle: : Plots

Die Another Day

Bond stops a plan to use a solar satellite as a weapon to aid a North Korean invasion of South Korea

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Casino Royale

Bond bankrupts a terrorism financier by beating him at poker

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We must figure out the sexiest James Bond

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Who’s Bond’s best colleague?

Bond has had some help from the other employees of MI-6 over the years. Please select the MI-6 employee that you think is better.

Who's the better MI-6 colleague?

Battle: : MI-6

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What’s the best Bond gadget?

Welcome to Q-Branch. You’re in charge of equipping a secret agent going on a mission! Better not mess this up: which of these two items do you think would prove more helpful to our double-o in the field?

Which would you rather equip Bond with?

Battle: : Gadget

Teletype wristwatch 

A modified Seiko 0674 wristwatch with a built-in telex that allowed MI6 to send important messages to Bond, printing them out like a miniature teletype. (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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Wet bike 

Personal watercraft, an early type of jet ski (The Spy Who Loved Me)

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Who’s the best Bond villain ever?

Which was the better Bond villain?

Battle: : Bond Villains

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Who’s the best Bond villain henchman ever?

Please select the individual you think best exemplifies the qualities of a good henchman for a criminal empire or international villainy plot.

Who is the superior henchman?

Battle: : hench

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